8 hard boiled eggs
4 avocados | two creamed & two chopped
2 green onion [scallion] | chopped tini-tiny
½ cucumber | chopped tini-tiny
2 dill pickles | chopped tini-tiny
4 tbsp Dijon mustard
sea salt & peppy pepper | to your liking
Method Of Love
- If you do not have them in your fridge already, hard boil 8 oeufs. BEST way to make flawless hard boiled eggs: put eggs into pot o'water, turn heat to boil. Once the water starts to boil, turn the element off and let the eggs sit in the pot for 20 minutes.
- While the eggs are hardening in their shells, cream 2 avocados. Cube 2 other avocados.
- Once oeufs are cooked, cream together the creamed avocados with all of your shelled hard boiled eggs, add Dijon mustard, dill pickles, vert onions, and cucumber tini-tiny pieces. [SEXYTIME TIP: Because we have the gorgeous essentials fats we need from our avocado, you can eliminate 4-6 of the 8 egg yolks if you'd like.]
- Once you have chosen the Egg Salad Sans Mayo partner in crime — Ezekial bread, Mary's Crackers, brown rice cakes, or celery — add a shake of sea salt and pepper to tickle your taste buds.
Oh and a little kitchen foreplay–add some chopped spinach to really get your taste buds vibrating and your body's cells climaxing!