The worlds most wicked cellulite killer is here.
Yes, growing cellulite is simple. Killing it?! Not so much!
But geeeeeeeez-uz, let me tell you the next 40 minutes of this session is soooooo worth killing!!!
Reasons to bust your ass & kill your cellulite:
- Wear tight white pants ANY time of year!
- Know your circulation & internal systems are healthy.
- Be sarong free ANY time of year!
- Release more harmful toxins from your body.
- Feel UNREAL naked.
- Keep your skin as naturally coloured as possible instead of trying to leather-skin-it-up to hide any pieces of the human body happenings.
- Relax as much as humanly possible while getting a massage.
- Be damn proud of your self for working as hard as it takes to kill cellulite.
- Be even more damn proud of yourself for MAINTAINING the wholly lifestyle it takes to keep the cellulite away!
- See the beauty in your body the same way your lover sees your body. [Cause I’m telling you right now … your Lover sees ZERO of what you are over-analyzing!!]